"Life With Woody Allen" 10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself
It might take a touch coffee or probably a couple of rounds of beer or the other booze you'll get your hands-on when it involves relaxing after a tough day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty that one as well unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a couple of rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and that i apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.
Just don't ask how it happened, please.
But what's really interesting is that how do people undergo the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one among the great things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of individuals who can smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It quite had me thinking that there really must be something during this 'mind-over-matter' thing.
Humor is indeed the simplest medicine there's whenever you are. I mean anyone pays good money to pay attention to a comedian just to form you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Regardless of what's been happening, and to those that have skilled the ordeal, it's better to only laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may need to be woody allen. Now, this is often one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk almost anything with a person , and he's sure to mock the topic and you will find yourself laughing instead of being upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is best than poverty, if just for financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.
2. "I believe there's something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent a night with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the difficulty about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is sure to discover soon. We follow what our heart desires unless you're talking about the guts as within the heart that pumps blood throughout your body.
4. "Love is that the answer, but while you're expecting the solution , sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you would like more, just keep it up asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a woman to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I think.
And when it involves lifestyle , he really knows the way to make the simplest out of each possible scenario, and it doesn't involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a ship in my bathtub before. Just looking at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not scared of death, I just don't need to be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you would like to form God laugh, tell him about your plans." at least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and i am thankful for that.
And no matter what may happen to all or any of us within the next ten, twenty, or maybe thirty years, i assume we all need to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that would guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage to simply accept your fears, and find out how to deal with them is all that matters when it involves even just getting along.
And to sum things over here is that the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we could also be .
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you've got , rather than what you do not have."
Ciao!
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